We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their homes completely naked, to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes
to prove they are not terrorists, and to show support for all American
women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Terrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
You reminded me of this article on Nigerian women using that tactic to shut down oil production, and in looking for that I run into these pics of your desired naked protestors who look like so many pale, beached fish washed ashore, but, that's just me.
Anyway, if you read on the same site, it promotes the trend you mentioned below when talking about Baldilock's post about the emasculation of men. I fear it is way too true. Schools are bringing in some dangerous concepts and prohibiting "rough" play. Along with turning all kids into mushy metro-multi-mini-monsters.
I have always had a deep distrust of women and reading this loony tune rendering of the world confirms my worse suspicions.
Posted by: zee at April 30, 2004 01:31 PMA deep distrust of women? I've always thought they'd do far better running Psy-ops.
Anyway. Like the idea, jt!
Posted by: maura at May 2, 2004 01:09 PM